Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Lies married women tell in the public


What a married woman says about her marriage is most of the time the opposite of the truth and reality of what her life is. Her mother brought her up on the ‘marriage is forever’ creed. Her pastor said ‘marriage is till death do you part’. The society insists that all divorced women are loose and lousy. What does she do between the devil and the deep blue sea? She tells everybody what they want to hear. Well, check some of these out and see if they are familiar.

1. If I come back into this world again, I’ll marry my husband over and again.
The truth: Is my husband coming back to this world again? . God will have to choose between creating him and me. If that goat is coming back to the world, then I am definitely not coming. That way there is no likelihood of us ever meeting even for dinner, least of all marriage. I have had enough of him to last ten lifetimes. I know God is not wicked, so He won’t allow me to marry this man again.

2. My husband has never raised his hands against me. I don’t understand women who stay with men who physically abuse them. It is so crazy.
The truth: Of course, it is crazy and I’m no longer sure of my own sanity. Or why else am I still here? He has removed two of my teeth and I had been hospitalized with cracked ribs before. His eyes light up when he’s beating me, so I think he’s crazy too. Maybe we are both lunatics but trust me, nobody understands wife battery like I do. I guess we’ll soon form an association, League of Battered Women, and I’d be the founding Country Director. It’s not funny.

3. My husband is the perfect gentleman. He is so wonderful, all any woman would want in a man.

The truth: Perfect gentleman, my foot. He belches loudly, talks with his mouth full and doesn’t know what you use a dessert spoon for it is different from what you use a teaspoon for. If he’s not picking his nose in public, he’s eating his nails. He’s forever embarrassing me in public. What’s worse, the only topic he can discuss intelligently is football. He can’t name 10 governors in Nigeria but he can tell you the names of the goalkeepers in the Premiership. He forgets my birthday, comes home late on our wedding anniversary and has locked my father out of our home before. He runs me down in front of my friends and pinches their buttocks when he thinks I’m not looking.

4. No woman can snatch my husband.
The truth: This one? He was snatched a long time ago. I have given up on him and accepted my fate. He has two children outside from two different women and we are still expecting more. He is the original he-goat. If you put a skirt on an electric pole, he’ll wink at the pole. He’s insatiable. My only worry is for my life. A man who has children outside his marriage is a non-condom-wearing dog. And that makes me a candidate for HIV and its little brothers.
 

5. If not for my children, I would have left him.
The truth: Leave him and go where? Who will take care of me like he does? Leave him and forfeit my good life- summer and winter holidays wherever I want, contacts that being married to him gives me and the good sex? Not on your life! Sure, sometimes I feel like killing him but I’m not leaving him. In fact, he’d have to die to get rid of me. The advantages far outweigh the down side and never mind the children angle, if I really want to go I can take them, can’t I? I’m simply not going anywhere, not now, not soon, not ever.
 

6. He is the pillar of support for my career.
The truth: What pillar? That man is permanently holding diggers and cutlasses to cut down my career and uproot everything good the whole world can see I have achieved. If you know what I have had to stomach to remain a ‘Mrs’, you will pity me. This man has come to my office several times to harass my colleagues, accuse my boss of sleeping with me. He once came into a restaurant where we were having a breakfast meeting to make trouble thinking that I was meeting a lover. He stormed in and found eight of us at the table. This ‘pillar’ of my life regularly locks me out of the house if I return home later than he wants. Right now we are in the middle of a major ‘boko haram’ because I want to go abroad to round off a PhD programme and he has said if I go, it would be the end of the marriage. He is asking me what I need a PhD for if not to be addressed a Dr when he is still a Mr. You should not believe everything you see because some of these things are photo tricks.

7. He is a great provider. He makes sure I don’t lack anything.
The truth: I pay the rent and the children’s school
fees. I am the one who makes sure he doesn’t lack anything but it is such a shame and I cannot tell anybody. This human being is lazy but he loves the good life. I am sticking it because if I leave today, everybody will declare me guilty, arrogant and a deserter. I wish things were different but I have to sustain this lie.

8. He is a stud and he wears me out in bed all the time. In fact, I’m tired.
The truth: Stud ko, stud ni. I’m lucky if he touches me once in a month. All he thinks about are his containers and consignment. He has consigned me to the dustbin of celibacy. I am so hungry for the ‘thing’ now I’m eyeing Audu, the security guard. Can you blame me?


The real lies women tell the public 

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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Web Marketing Programs for Online Income

By Dan J. An

The internet has become so powerful over the last decade that web marketing is now the favored advertising tool of most companies. Through the internet, we get to interact with millions of people around the world. We are no longer confined to the audience that we have locally. We can now expand our businesses to reach those outside our own country.

Web marketing has changed the way advertising and promotions are done today. In the past years, print advertisement has done the job of reaching the potential customers of companies. Television and radio advertisements soon paved the way for more clients to be reached. These are effective yet very expensive tools to promote our products. Because of the onslaught of technology, computers have paved the way for companies to reach more and more people through inexpensive yet very effective means as well.

When internet users log on to the computer, they use search engines to provide solutions to their problems. There may be questions that they need answered or products that they are looking for, the internet has the answers to these. When search engines are used, results are posted in many pages. What companies want to achieve is a high rank in these search engine results.

This high ranking will ensure that visitors will see your website immediately before they see your competition's site. This will make your site the preferred one to be visited. Web marketing activities will ensure that search engines recognize your site as the most matched to the user's inquiry. When you get the top rank, more visitors will flock to your site.

If you are a company operating an online business, it will serve you well to embark on online marketing programs that will ensure maximum profit. The first step that you should take is to hire a search engine optimization company that will help you create effective promotional activities that you can do over the internet. These activities will ensure maximum exposure for your products and services without breaking the bank which can happen if you push for other forms of advertisement.

Web marketing programs focus on a target audience that you want to reach. Remember that internet users who visit your website are already interested in the topics that your products touch on. You will just have to tap into this market so that they will be led to your products, not to your competitor's.

Article writing, link building and keyword analysis are some of the basic services that SEO companies offer. These will ensure that your website is tailored to fit the requirements of search engines. By publishing articles and putting out your links in many sites, blogs and forums, you can expect more visitors for your site. And if your website gives the solutions to the problem of these visitors, they will be converted into loyal customers.

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Friday, May 6, 2011

Webcam software senses motion, triggers siren, captures snapshots, records video, and sends captured images by email

I'm using webcamera application. I
can webcast Online video to view my apartment
from anywhere.


Webcam software senses motion, triggers siren, captures images, records video, and sends captured images by email

With my new

webcamera application
, I can run a broadcasting webcast
of my home viewable online. This opens up a number
of possibilities, the surface of which has not even been scratched in today's world. I can use
this broadcast for surveillance purposes, allowing me to see what's going on in my home
at any time from a remote watching station.

As long as I have the webcamera
running and a remote workstation with Online access, I can view the room.
With the software and the camera, I can change the options to capture picture,
sense activity (if I don't want to keep the camera running at all times),
or use a combination of a live feed and recorded video to implement a security
system that takes full benefit of recent know-how.

With a capture card,
I can simply transfer relevant video and screenshots to use on
any workstation.

With delicate data on my workstation
and useful stuff in my room,
it only makes sense to have a security setup that I can monitor whenever I feel that my privacy
is being compromised. If I owned a small business or lived with roommates, I couldn't imagine
living without it.

New professional protection software works with
any webcam, IP cameras, and major capture cards.


Webcam software identifies activity, triggers siren, captures images, records video, and sends captured images by e-mail


Security application

has become so complicated that the typical
user who has been busy minding his office instead of pouring over electronics and online
know-how articles can be easily overwhelmed when it comes time to install or renew his security system.


Luckily, there is modern professional surveillance software that simplifies much of the decision making.
You don't necessarily have to get rid of a working analog closed circuit TV system in order to renew to a broadcasting
video that can be watched from any internet connected station or 3G phone. Video capture cards can digitally convert the
snapshots for broadcast. Until yesterday, there had been no real attempts to regulate the new Internet
cameras; every make and manufacturer functioned a little differently. And when you connect cameras into the
join, finding one software to control them all was cumbersome.



Professional surveillance application

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Broadcasting online video and sound from capture card
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Broadcasting live video and audio from capture card using web camera server software


Security application

If you find yourself with a need to record security video with a camera over an area,

camera
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Depending on your needs, the sights and sounds that are picked up by the camera may be stored on a hard drive, or if the captured video
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Depending on the quality of the webcam and the viewer's video card, the picture that is recorded may be as clear as a high-definition television signal.
Using a install like this, it is possible to provide a measure of surveillance for an area when
the economics of the situation do not justify hiring a security firm or setting up a professional monitoring system.

This

do-it-yourself approach

can save money while not compromising on protection.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Banner Ads Are A Great Way to Advertise Online

By Roger Wadham

Across the internet banner ads are the number one way for marketing online.

Banners can generate many new clients for a business, and like scattering bait in the water to attract fish, a broad approach to attracting a customers attention is required. This means that many different looking ads need to be designed.

They should always be custom designed to match your business theme, and business owners or marketing professionals need to search the many different internet sites offering banner ads to find a package that would best reflect their business needs.

Banner ads are usually placed on various different web sites to draw attention to a business. Some advertising companies will offer a certain number of them with few customization possibilities, while others will allow a company to specify colors, font, graphics, and many other ways to customize their banner ads for a different price. It is imperative to search around until a business finds an advertising company that is flexible enough to understand their needs.

Banner ads, much like print or audio ads, can be customized a great deal. Some options to choose from are;

* Size and general color scheme.

* Which graphics to have on their ad, border colors and style, font style and color.

* In addition, they can decide if they want their ads to be animated or still. Animation can be as simple as making it look as though it is shining or as complicated as having actual moving graphics.

* A banner can be created to play music or sounds, or it can remain silent.

* There are even widgets, which are small programs or applications that the ad will execute each time it is viewed. A widget can be as simple as a calculator or as complex as a miniature game embedded into the ad.

Banner ads are limited by the creativity of the person or company ordering them, and the ad creator. In practice that means the sky is almost the limit.

It's important to remember not to be too extravagant. People will ignore an over-the-top banner ad just as much as they will one that is extremely plain. No one likes looking at something that is so cluttered and flashy that they cannot discern what it is about any more than they enjoy viewing a plain gray box with a line or two of plain black text.

The advertising firm or designer, whichever you choose to go with, will assist the potential client in deciding how to design the banner ad, but they will not overrule you on details.

It's all up to you, and while you're designing its worth remembering that if you're having fun, so will your customers, and happy customers are spending customers.

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Friday, April 1, 2011

Affiliate Marketing Guide - Weird Tips For Affiliate Marketing Success!

By  Chris Busa

In this exclusive step by step affiliate marketing guide you are going to learn exactly what you need to do to be successful with affiliate marketing. I am going to reveal to you the steps you need to take so you can be highly successful out the gate...

One of the most important parts of being successful with affiliate marketing is finding those Red Hot markets. You Know? Those markets where you know people are already making money... Well this is kind of easy to tell where the money is being made is to first look for advertising. This could be on the radio, tv, billboards, Google search engine (on the right hand side) etc...

If someone is spending money on advertising in a particular market chances are they are making money. What you want to do is to tap into to that market and we can do just that online as an affiliate marketer. See that's the beauty of being an affiliate you do not need to have your own product, need to ever talk to a customer, need to stock inventory and you do not even need to worry about selling a product either.

Nope you do not have to worry about doing any of those things as an affiliate. All you have to do is simply refer someone through your special affiliate link and when someone buys you will get paid a commission for referring the sale. Think of being a used car salesman but you do not have a boss and do need to wait for people to walk into your dealership to make a sale.

So the first thing we must do is select a Red Hot market, get some ideas from the offline world and then you can head over to the Google keyword tool and Google search engine and see if there is any searches and advertising going on for that market. You can also get other ideas and keywords for that market by using the keyword tool and search engine.

The next step of the affiliate marketing guide is to head over and find a product to promote that is related to your niche. I usually like to go to ClickBank and find a product that has a decent gravity like over 100 and then grab my affiliate link.

The next thing you want to do is to setup a landing page or pre sell page for the product you are promoting. This will help increase conversions and can actually bring in more traffic for you then direct linking to the offer.

Once you got your landing page setup it is time to start generating some traffic to your offer. Now there are many ways of generating traffic online such as paid methods and free methods, the free ways take a little longer to bring in traffic and the paid ways can generate instant traffic, but you can also lose your shirt if you do not know what you're doing with paid advertising.

I do not recommend you to try out paid advertising until your first know and master some free traffic methods. So I hope you enjoyed this mini affiliate marketing guide and now have a better understanding of the steps you need to take to make some good money as an affiliate marketer...

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4. Get targeted traffic to your landing page

These are the 4 steps you want to take to be a successful affiliate and you always want to test new markets and new offers to see what converts and works better for a certain type of traffic or demographic.
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Monday, March 28, 2011

Generate Affiliate Revenue Now!

By Chris Gargan

If you want to generate affiliate revenue now then you simply need to complete a few steps and your business will take off


The first thing you need to do is find a high quality affiliate revenue training program. A high quality 1 will cost about 100 dollars but when you will learn how to earn at least that much money every day it is well worth the cost and without this you will have trouble earning the profits that you are hoping for.
Once you have completed your training program you should research the different affiliate products to decide on one that you would like to promote. Make sure the one you choose is one you feel that you can sell well.
After you choose the program that you will promote you need to decide on which method of affiliate marketing you want to run. For example you can use article marketing, video marketing, pay per click marketing, pay per action marking, or any other method that you choose.
Once you have chosen the method you need to choose which website you will use to generate your affiliate revenue. Now if you had chosen to use article marketing you might use EzineArticles or GoArticles as the website to generate your affiliate revenue now.
Once you decide on the website you will need to begin writing the articles and submitting them to get approval. This is the part that you will spend the bulk of your time on and since it will be your main method of being able to generate affiliate revenue now you want to take your time and do a good job with this.
After you get your first articles submitted you need to wait for them to be accepted. After they are accepted you can look at the articles to see which ones get the most views and earn you the most sales. You can learn from your articles to see which keywords and techniques work out the best for you and then follow those.
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Saturday, March 19, 2011

Promoting Your Website - For Free

By Jason Kay

As any webmaster is only too aware, website promotion is crucial in order to make your site a known presence on the web and most importantly, to help you gain the traffic you desire. However, there is often a misconception that effective website promotion requires a great deal of money, as well as time which is not the case. Effective website promotion can be obtained through a number of free outlets. Although these are free from a money point of view, it is important to be aware that no website promotion will be entirely free as an exceptional amount of time is required in order to increase your web presence- and sustain your high position.

Search Engine Optimization:

Search Engine Optimization, or SEO is one of the most valuable tools a webmaster can use in order to effectively promote his website. In simple terms, SEO is the process used in order to make the pages within your site attractive to search engine websites such as Google which in turn, will provide you with a higher page ranking to help increase your traffic. SEO is incredibly easy to learn and apply to your website, but is an on-going task that will require constant attention in order to keep your page rankings high. There are a vast number of tutorials and articles on the web that can teach you about the fundamentals of SEO but more often than not, it is predominately about trial and error in terms of which aspects of SEO will work best for your site.

Creating Back links:

One of the aspects of SEO is the creation of back links to your website which involves posting your URL onto a number of relevant, external websites. This helps with your page rankings as sites such as Google will crawl through the web, following each link to your site until they run out of links to follow. However, it is important to ensure that any websites you post your link onto are relevant and safe as it is more about the quality of the sites you link to, not the quantity. Submitting your links onto inappropriate sites will do nothing to increase your rankings, it will only damage them. Start by searching for relevant sites and then send a request to exchange links. Exchanging links with other sites also helps your website promotion as it shows your site to be friendly to other sites on the web and somewhat of a team player, as it were.

Content Distribution:

One of the most popular and effective methods of website promotion is article marketing, which involves writing and distributing content that relates to your site to a number of external article sites and blogs. This is incredibly effective as if your content is submitted onto popular sites, your content, thus your website, will be acknowledged by an army of readers. As many article directory sites are free, this incredibly cost effective. Most of these sites will also offer the opportunity to add a back link to your site, which helps to optimize your number of external links. However, in order for this form of promotion to be effective, you must be able to write interesting, coherent and informative copy that is able to capture the attention of the reader. Never produce content that does not relate to your niche as a means to 'trap' readers into visiting your site as this could result in your content becoming removed from these sites. Should you wish to utilize this form of promotion but do not possess the required writing skills, there are a number of Copywriting Services that can be found on the web.

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